Why chocolate is better than sex.

1. You can GET chocolate whenever you want.

2. “If you love me you'll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.

3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.

8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9. The word “commitment” doesn't scare off chocolate.

10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.

14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.

15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.

16. Good chocolate is easy to find.

17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18. You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.

Only me..

Hi. I'm Amanda. My life isn't particularly interesting or boring but I like to think I make boring situations just that bit more exciting :P Depends who I'm with really.. The first thing to know about me is that I try my best to be nice. People say what I'm thinking usually comes out on my face, so if I'm thinking about something I don't like and looking at someone they tend to think I'm giving them a dirty look..it never goes down well. Next issss I may be a hypocrite, but you are too and I hate hypocrites. :P I hate stupid couples in year 8 who are in love after a week and have sex then cry when they get dumped and decide they are depressed and starve themselves and cut their wrists..ATTENTION SEEKERS!
But I do have a boyfriend who is so nice :) His name is Tom. We've been together since 23.2.08 so about a year and 3 months. If you hate girls talking about their boyfriends don't look at my page. That's him playing soccer, he's in the red << (I'm a bad photographer). When I go to his house I play his ps3 and wear his socks because my feet get really cold. When he comes to my house we watch Beauty And The Geek and eat chocolate.



If I'm not with Tom..which is alot I'd probably be with a friend or occasionally my mum. My mum is very awesome. She likes to buy trashy magazines and sing loudly in the morning and have a choc top whenever she goes to the movies. I love her :)

What I like about Tom.

-He has one of those carpets with roads on them.
-He also hates mushrooms.
-He knows the words to random songs.
-He makes me get my work done.
-He lets me pretend I'm stronger than him.
-He says 'hello' in a funny way when he answers the phone.
-He doesn't mind when I talk through movies.
-He understands how I hate everyone younger than me. -He takes the time to explain in depth what a motherboard is. Then show me one.
-He doesn't get embarrassed when I dress up.
-He doesn't look down on me for being crap at ps3 games.
-He has his own ensuite bathroom!
-He has the same OCD habits as me.
-He lets me watch him play soccer.
-He doesn't mind me overcelebrating every occasion.
-He lets me wear his soccer socks.